No Worries If Not: The Board Game

Meet the game you
never wanted to play!


Sometimes life as a woman can feel like an impossible game—one you never even signed up for. We threw the whole system out the window…and onto a board game! Can you be the first woman ever to win?

Double the standards, double the fun?

  • no worries if not! board game box against black background with a green limited edition badge
  • no worries if not pink playing cards on top of the board game
  • Board game box with content, board game, game pieces, game cards, instructions
  • image of the desk salad game piece
  • board game playing cards in pink and green
  • tired eye mask game piece being used on board game
  • board game pieces, a sleeping mask, a desk salad, an alarm clock, a stroller, a long list

No Worries If Not:The Board Game

LIMITED EDITION

Based on real-life setbacks and the pitfalls of daily life, it’s a game about “The Game” women hate playing: people-pleasing, overthinking, multitasking, over-apologizing, etc. Sounds… fun, right?

Here’s how it works:

  • Play with a group of 2-4 friends and try to be the first to reach Everyone’s Happy and No One’s Mad Land.
  • Navigate the (doomed) paths of Judgment Junction, Self-Doubt Spiral, You Look Tired Triangle, and more!
  • Make some power plays and try not to get knocked off track before the time is up.
  • Each game comes with 1 game board, 1 die, 6 tokens, 86 cards, 1 sheet of instructions, and 1 big envelope (no peeking!). For ages 17+.
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Based on real-life setbacks and the pitfalls of daily life, it’s a game about “The Game” women hate playing: people-pleasing, overthinking, multitasking, over-apologizing, etc. Sounds… fun, right?

Here’s how it works:

  • Play with a group of 2-4 friends and try to be the first to reach Everyone’s Happy and No One’s Mad Land.
  • Navigate the (doomed) paths of Judgment Junction, Self-Doubt Spiral, You Look Tired Triangle, and more!
  • Make some power plays and try not to get knocked off track before the time is up.
  • Each game comes with 1 game board, 1 die, 6 tokens, 86 cards, 1 sheet of instructions, and 1 big envelope (no peeking!). For ages 17+.
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Watch the game unfold…

Leave your over-apologies at the door and take a spin in the Self-doubt Spiral!

A little bit about us

Why we made this

Why we made this

At Billie, we believe the world is a better place when women don't have to face constant judgment—on their appearance, choices, or existence. We want to make room for women to make their own rules, create new routines that truly serve them, and shake off the old pressures. Usually we make body products—this time we made a board game.